Look Out! Socialism! Scary!!

Didn't George W. Bush just nationalize our banks?  Or did I just dream that part about a $700 billion government bailout of Wall Street?

And why is the government reading my emails and tapping my phone?

Did we find those Weapons of Mass Destruction yet?  Did we get Usama bin Laden yet?

Did Bush really say he had the sole power to kidnap and disappear any American citizen for any cause?

I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.  What's that about socialism and communism again?