Oh, yes, a little bit late with the congratulations, but thank goodness the primaries are finally over. Now the hard part of the campaign is done, and we're one giant step closer to President Barack Obama. Don't you just like the way that sounds? Can you imagine a bigger shift from Preznit Stupid to Obama? It's just like instantly snapping from Son of Sam to Dr. King.
Oh, please please please, somebody keep Bush and Cheney out of trouble until January. You just know they're going to bomb Iran on their way out the door. Just give Stupid some pills and booze and leave him alone. Get him a Nintendo or some coloring books, anything. Just don't let them wreck the globe before they leave. November can't come soon enough, folks.