Brawndo Has Electrolytes

Isn't it just depressing to see how many Americans are still terrified of the Soviet Union? I swear the cultural mindset of this country is embalmed in 1968. It's so easy for C. Montgomery Burns to send the suckers into a panic, it's downright embarrassing:

Speaking to the Huffington Post shortly after his speech, King declared that a peaceful uprising, a la the successful overthrowing of the Communist Party of Czechoslovakia on the streets of Prague in 1989 "would be fine with me."

"Fill this city up, fill this city, jam this place full so that they can't get in, they can't get out and they will have to capitulate to the will of the American people," he said.

"So this is just like Prague under communist rule?" the Huffington Post asked.

"Oh yeah, it is very, very close," King replied. "It is the nationalization of our liberty and the federal government taking our liberty over. So there are a lot of similarities there."

Iowa sucks. Are they all crystal meth addicts or something?