Hottest January in UAH Satellite Record

Of course, this must be a hoax, because I'm looking out my window and I see it's snowing. Clearly, that disproves everything "science" says about global warming. La la la laaa, I can't hear you!

Clearly, what's needed is to gut environmental regulations and let polluters do as they please. Also, it's commonly known that glaciers are pro-abortion, and penguins are gay. Screw 'em.