You've got to be freakin' kidding me. What a pathetic joke.
And in case you're wondering if this is a fake, it is a real screenshot. WaPo has the news bit here. John McCain really is telling you he won the debate. The one that he said he wasn't attending. The one that begins tonight. In the future.
Did McCain suffer a stroke? Is Ross Perot running his campaign now? Worst. Candidate. Ever.