Sunday, September 14, 2008

Republicans Say the Economy is Fine

See, the economy is perfectly fine. You're all a bunch of whiners. So says John McCain's economic adviser.

Again, not to beat a dead horse*, but this is a very simple election for you, the American Voter. Do you approve of the way Republicans have run the nation? Do you believe the economy is strong? Do you believe global warming is a myth? Do you believe Republicans care about the environment? Do you believe Iraq was responsible for 9/11? Do you believe Iraq had WMDs? Do you believe Iran has WMDs? Do you believe we should continue the war in Iraq? Do you believe we should stay in Iraq indefinitely? Do you believe we should start a new war with Russia?

If the answer to these questions is 'yes,' then by all means, reward the Republican Party. Vote for the McCain-Palin ticket. You are guaranteed four more years of the same.

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